Things You Never Knew...

Geez, this blog is becoming like Reader's Digest. Next up, Laughter, the Best Medicine.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

Who needs the library? I've got google! (Ed - And now, Wikipedia)

A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax .

It is fruitless to become lachrymose because of scattered lacteal fluid.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

What do people mean when they say, "The computer went down on me." (Specially dedicated to Sandra)

Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false.