Things You Never Knew...

All my assignments would look something like this...

#include <readings.and.research>
#include <vocabulary.of.synonyms>
#include <plagarism.checker>

/** The more than and less than signs usually used to enclose libraries don't work because of html so I replaced them with the block brackets **/

/** Sandra helpfully pointed out that the code for the correct signs are & l t ; (without the spaces) and & g t ; . Huh. You learn new things every day. **/

int wordcount

main()
{
for(
wordcount<5000;
printf("rand(readings.and.research)";
wordcount++;
)

if(plagarism.checker) = true;
then (synonimize);
else()

return(essay)
}

DISCLAIMER: This does not bear any resemblance to real code and my programming skills are sorely rusty. sighhhhh.